I thought I’d lost you! Nah, not on a night like this. This is a night for lost things being found.

bootydylan:

Imagine if you looked like you do in your best selfie 24/7

ollystarlings:

A child’s voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who’ve forgotten how to listen.”

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

Listen, I don’t know what sort of kids you’ve been flying round with in space, but you’re not telling me to shut up.

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

delusioninabox:

Daily #481! Probably why I don’t have many friends.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

firew0lves:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

how can this be so accurate

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