*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
We’re just friends.
She is, I’m not.
falling asleep is so easy i could do it with my eyes closed
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
why am i so shit at parties and socializing and all this why is it so hard for me to talk to and act normal around people i hate my useless self so much
Best reaction ever.