I thought I’d lost you! Nah, not on a night like this. This is a night for lost things being found.
Imagine if you looked like you do in your best selfie 24/7
“A child’s voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who’ve forgotten how to listen.”
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
Listen, I don’t know what sort of kids you’ve been flying round with in space, but you’re not telling me to shut up.
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Daily #481! Probably why I don’t have many friends.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs