"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Daily #481! Probably why I don’t have many friends.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
Harry Potter: We’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have.
Ron Weasley: Yeah?
Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
We’re just friends.
She is, I’m not.