badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

delusioninabox:

Daily #481! Probably why I don’t have many friends.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

firew0lves:

deadlyincantations:

darnni:

I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework

this is literally my life

how can this be so accurate

Harry Potter: We’ve got one thing that Voldemort doesn’t have.
Ron Weasley: Yeah?
Harry Potter: Something worth fighting for.

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

We’re just friends.
She is, I’m not.

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